Criminal

[0.0] Criminal - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[1.8] Written by：Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
[3.6] A lot of people ask me
[7.03] Stupid fuckin questions
[10.76] A lot of people think that
[12.77] What I say on records
[14.37] Or what I talk about on a record
[16.77] That I actually do in real life
[18.81] Or that I believe in it
[22.06] Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that
[26.1] Im actually gonna do it
[27.88] Or that I believe in it
[31.02] Well shit if you believe that
[34.04] Then Ill kill you
[37.65] You know why
[39.39] Cuz Im a
[40.01] Criminal
[44.56] Criminal
[47.07] You God damn right
[49.17] Im a criminal
[53.59] Yeah Im a criminal
[58.59] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
[60.75] Thatll stab you in the head
[62.02] Whether youre a fag or lez
[63.29] Or the homosex
[64.15] Hermaph or a trans-a-vest
[65.18] Pants or dress - hate fags
[66.99] The answers yes
[67.85] Homophobic
[68.05] Nah youre just heterophobic
[70.270004] Starin at my jeans
[71.0] Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh )
[72.24] Thats my motherf**kin *****
[73.3] Youd better let go of em
[74.479996] They belong in my *******
[75.65] Youll never get hold of em
[77.4] Hey its me versace
[78.479996] Whoops somebody shot me
[79.87] And I was just checkin the mail
[81.4] Get it checkin the male
[82.45] How many records you expectin to sell
[83.96] After your second lp sends you directly to jail
[86.8] Cmon -- relax guy
[87.76] I like *** men
[89.07] Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men )
[91.78] Please lord this boy needs jesus
[93.979996] Heal this child help us destroy these demons
[96.22] Oh and please send me a brand new car
[98.54] And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital
[101.31] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher
[103.35] You cant reach me my mom cant neither
[105.66] You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause
[107.97] I watch tv and comcast cable
[110.33] And you aint able to stop these thoughts
[112.69] You cant stop me from toppin these charts
[115.09] And you cant stop me from droppin each march
[117.47] With a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
[119.71] Duhhh and to think its just little ol me
[122.11] Mr dont give a fuck still wont leave
[124.2] Im a criminal
[125.19] Cuz every time I write a rhyme
[126.3] These people think its a crime
[127.41] To tell em whats on my mind
[128.67] I guess Im a criminal
[130.01] But I dont gotta say a word
[131.43] I just flip em the bird
[132.4] And keep goin I dont take shit from no one
[134.18] Cuz every time I write a rhyme
[135.59] These people think its a crime
[136.73] To tell em whats on my mind
[137.97] I guess Im a criminal
[138.98] But I dont gotta say a word
[140.56] I just flip em the bird
[141.5] And keep goin I dont take shit from no one
[143.05] My mother did *** - tar
[145.52] Liquor cigarettes and speed
[146.35] The baby came out - disfigured
[147.32] Ligaments indeed
[147.64] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
[150.57] Dont dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
[152.5] Im a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed
[154.93] But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you werent raised
[157.64] So as I got older and I got a lot taller
[159.77] My **** shrunk smaller but my ***** got larger
[161.95] I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
[163.93] Than youd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word
[166.67] My morals went thhbbpp when the president *** ****
[168.79001] *** in his oval office on top of his desk
[171.34] Off of his own employee
[172.28] Now dont ignore me you wont avoid me
[173.98] You cant miss me Im white blonde-haired
[175.17] And my nose is pointy
[176.31] Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
[178.45999] In plane crashes and laughs
[179.54001] As long as it aint happened to him
[181.03] Slim shady Im as crazy as em
[182.64] Inem and kim combined - kch the maniacs in
[185.46] Replacin the doctor cause dre couldnt make it today
[187.67] Hes a little under the weather so Im takin his place
[190.01] (mm-mm-mmm ) oh thats dre with an ak to his face
[192.77] Dont make me kill him too
[194.01] And spray his brains all over the place
[195.52] I told you dre
[196.32] You shouldve kept that thang put away
[197.45999] I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh
[199.81] Im a criminal
[203.51] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
[206.49] Get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there
[209.08] (em) aight
[209.69] Ill be right here waitin on you
[211.29001] (em) aight
[212.0] Yo em
[212.41] (em) what
[213.17] Dont kill nobody this time
[214.31] (em) awwright God damn fuck
[221.99] (whistling) how you doin
[222.9] (teller) hi how can I help you
[224.28] (eminem) yeah I need to make a withdrawl
[225.58] (teller) okay
[226.08] (eminem) put the f**kin money in the bag b**ch
[227.79001] And I wont kill you
[229.48] (teller) what oh my god dont kill me
[231.18] (eminem) Im not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin around
[233.79001] (teller) dont kill me please dont kill me
[236.2] (eminem) I said Im not gonna fuckin kill you
[237.59] Hurry the fuck up thank you
[238.48] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
[240.05] So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it
[242.11] So Ill be disguised in it
[243.11] And if anybody identifies the guy in it
[244.59] Ill hide for five minutes
[246.82] Come back shoot the eyewitness
[248.73] Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
[251.39] Die b**ches bastards brats pets
[253.69] This puppys lucky I didnt blast his a** yet
[255.26] If I ever gave a f**k Id shave my ****
[257.66] Tuck my **** inbetween my legs and cluck
[259.96] You motherfuckin chickens aint brave enough
[262.24] To say the stuff I say so this tape is shut
[264.37] Shit half the shit I say I just make it up
[267.48] To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**
[269.52] And if its not a rapper that I make it as
[272.41] I ma be a f**kin ****** in a jason mask