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[00:00.00]喂喂喂 - 软硬天师 (Soft Hard)
[00:02.00]词：林海峰
[00:04.00]曲：亚龙大
[00:06.00]早晨
[00:07.00]喂喂喂
[00:08.00]我想倾句计点解你把声似水底
[00:11.00]我想倾句计点解你把声咁鬼细
[00:14.00]向四种方向喂转弯扭曲我身体
[00:17.00]你哈啰我喂驶乜诸多好礼
[00:20.00]耳边多四位诈诈帝帝扮倾计
[00:22.00]我宣布各位接收真系有问题
[00:26.00]不另收费上帝魔鬼
[00:31.00]声大声细你系边位
[00:37.00]我听到我喂你听到我讲乜鬼
[00:40.00]你真出哂位你对耳真系有问题
[00:43.00]咁岩倾句计喂喂香蕉对折龟
[00:46.00]你拉东扯西开声就好似鬼食泥
[00:49.00]我想揾个位问究竟你系边一位
[00:51.00]无样俾我睇咁你系魔鬼定上帝
[00:54.00]不另收费上帝魔鬼
[01:00.00]声大声细你系边位
[01:08.00]喂喂喂喂喂喂
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[01:43.00]喂喂喂
[01:43.00]你刚才打既电话号码未能接通
[01:45.00]喂喂喂
[01:46.00]Which language would you like to use
[01:48.00]喂喂喂
[01:49.00]普通话按3 字
[01:51.00]喂喂喂
[01:52.00]我地既辨工时间已经完毕
[01:54.00]喂喂喂
[01:55.00]你这刹那在何方
[01:57.00]喂喂喂
[01:58.00]我有说话未曾讲
[02:09.00]条线都乱咁飞到天边飞到海底
[02:12.00]发癫乱咁喂
[02:13.00]终于接通左啦喂
[02:15.00]个秘书把声似鬼
[02:16.00]佢话有说话就留低
[02:18.00]我正想讲 um
[02:19.00]喂点知线路又有问题
[02:21.00]我只想倾句计嗟
[02:22.00]唯有收埋系我心底
[02:24.00]我想倾句计
[02:25.00]你要等我呀喂喂喂喂
[02:27.00]不另收费
[02:30.00]上帝魔鬼
[02:33.00]声大声细你系边位